I attribute creation to Beelzebub... do I deserve eternal torture?

Beelzebub is lord of the flies and is a title of Satan. When God created the world and it's various kingdoms, He said, "let us make" this and that, and according to Job, the sons of God were with him. And according to Job, Satan is one of the messengers who walks among them. So, it is not a vast leap to suppose that Satan brought his designs before God...flies, spiders, and all creepy things. You haven't committed the unforgivable sin, and I won't declare how you could because I think you're dumb enough to do it- no offense. All you've done is make a statement which has no credentials of Scripture. Next time the lord of the flies whispers some nonsense in your ears, just tell him to buzz off :)